Text-based Startup Adventure Game

Build Your Startup & Face The Absurdity

Navigate ridiculous scenarios, make tough decisions, and try not to burn through your VC money too fast. It's just like real Silicon Valley, but funnier!

Start Your Startup Journey How It Works

How The Game Works

Navigate the chaotic world of startups, make tough decisions, and try not to run out of money or sanity!

Face Scenarios

Encounter absurd situations inspired by real Silicon Valley stories but with a satirical twist.

Craft Responses

Write your own responses to challenges. Your choices determine your startup's fate.

Build Your Startup

Hire a quirky team, develop products, and navigate the bizarre tech ecosystem.

Aim for Exit

Work towards acquisition, IPO, or just try to survive longer than your competitors.

Experience The Game

Here's a taste of the ridiculous scenarios you'll face in SillyConValley.lol

Day 1 • SillyConValley HQ
Your lead developer just pivoted your fintech app into a 'blockchain for cats' project overnight. The investors are visiting tomorrow.

Take Your Place Among the Greats

See who's crushing it in SillyConValley.

Top Startup Exits

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Rank Username Company
Exit Value
Founder Return
1
@bigtrev
Nikola
$3.3B
$3.3B
100.0% of exit
2
@adamnn
WeWork
$350.0M
$350.0M
100.0% of exit
3
@heyitscharlie
Frank
$175.0M
$175.0M
100.0% of exit
4
@sbf
FTX
$0.00
$0.00
0% of exit
5
@lizzyh
Theranos
$0.00
$0.00
0% of exit

What Players Say

Hear from those who survived (or hilariously failed) in SillyConValley

My virtual startup pivoted 7 times and ended up making AI-powered toasters for pets. Still better than my real startup experience!

Sarah Johnson
Ex-Founder, Now Happy Baker

I burned through $10M virtual VC funding in two game days. My investors said it was the most realistic simulator they've ever seen.

Michael Chen
Serial Entrepreneur

My startup got acquired for $2B by a company that doesn't exist. Just like in real Silicon Valley!

Alex Rodriguez
Product Manager

Start Your Startup Adventure

Ready to build a company, navigate absurd challenges, and experience the roller coaster of startup life? Jump into SillyConValley.lol now!

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